Anchorman Jam

Welcome to ARSE - the Adult Recreational Sporting Entertainment show where premier sports anchor Dick Flavour brings you the very best in full contact hardcore sporting action from all around the globe. Whether it's the Relish girls football team or the world sexual games, the ARSE team stop at nothing in bringing you plenty of sexy sporting detail to get your juices flowing. The annual girl on girl kickathon is well underway at Biffin's Bridge stadium. Unfortunately, the Relish team are getting hammered at half time, but it seems one hammering is just not enough for team captain Kelly Bonkhard and star Czech striker Claudia Nedved. The duo decides to pay the referee a visit in an attempt to influence his second half decision-making. Will the ref issue two red cards or decide to play the advantage? With the level of British tennis at an all time low, Jamie Johnson, ARSE's reporter in the field, pays a visit to the British Elite Tennis Academy. He meets Renee and Suzy, two rising starlets on the women's doubles circuit. The girls really do enjoy a hard-court grand slamming. It seems that the Relish girls' half time chat with the referee paid off, as they arrive back at the clubhouse with the trophy and indulge in some post match snatch. Clearly they just can't get enough of diving in the box! As the whole country prepares to go Olympic crazy, a select group of pornstars have decided to organise their own event to coincide with the 2012 games. Ian and Elle are two of the main campaigners for the 2012 Sexual Games and are more than willing to give us an example of what to expect from this event. As another riveting episode of ARSE draws to a close, Dick Flavour hands over to the beautiful new weather girl Fanny Pounder for a look at the upcoming forecast. It is soon obvious however, that there is nothing further from our host's mind than the weather. As soon as the lights drop down on the Channel Sex Network studio, Fanny wastes no time at all in having a taste of Dick's Flavour! Another classic British release from Relish! Cast: Taylor Morgan, Claudia Rossi, Renee Richards, Suzie Best, Elle Brook, Natalia, Tamara Noon, Jemstone, Steve Hooper, Danny Boy